themongooseandthesnake: “yeah im a lesbian trapped inside a man’s body” the cishet male laughs as he highfives one of his dudebros. suddenly he gives off a look of pure terror and a piercing shriek as his skin is ripped apart, much to the horror of his crew. his skin falls to the floor and a woman is left standing where he once was. “FINALLY” she roars, kicking one of the dudebros in the dick...
live-a-remarkable-life asked: Liiiiiiiiz. Remember me? :)
hellol0velyy asked: hey ! is the the girl from omegle?
substantialityou: attains: attains: if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS my mom made me go to a therapist because of this you: i did it for...
imagineharrypotter: gonnaslapabitch: do you ever feel like you have a crush on someone and then the next day you’re like wow no it’s just friendship and it’s a constant cycle of wow ilu oh wait no i dont no nvm yes i do ah no false alarm it’s so confusing
I shouldn’t be the superhero’s girlfriend, I should be the superhero.– Kristen Stewart [after being offered & turning down a part in a superhero movie] (via dailystews)